As you a-holes set around today dreaming of ways to flush our money down the shitter, don’t forget us domainers! After all, the industry is a little slow right now, prices are down and I need a few hundred grand to invest in some .ag domains. I expect this to create at least 500 million jobs.
I understand that since you guys are back in D.C. from the campaign trail, the prostitution business has slowed down but while your building shelters for whores in Ohio, don’t forget that there are a few blue collar guys out there that might need some shelter now too.
Hey, Obama, I have forgotten about my taxes for the last few years (just a mistake, I apologize) and since you think that more government is the answer, I’d like to apply for Domain Czar. A staff of 50 should do.
Well, I gotta get to work now. You guys hurry up, keep up the good work! You only have two years left to finish off democracy and capitalism.












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